Tesco Weapons of Mass Destruction

After the moral debate was begun by qmonkey I could not hold back my recent discovery in Tescos.

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

I was perusing the many and wonderful shelves full of food and sundries when I came upon several shelves full of WEAPONS. There were chemical weapons designed to asphyxiate and melt, there were bludgeoning devices to maim, “Taser” like weapons giving LETHAL electric shocks and superglue TRAPS that held the victim until they died.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing; so many instruments of lethal intent without protest FROM ANYONE!

Somebody should do something!

SOMEBODY!

SAVE THE FLIES!

Vox O’Malley – CHESED ZEBUB (Lover of the Flies)

And wipe that smile of your face – EBAY has been discovered as a second hand ARMS DEALER

1 Comment(s)

  1. Vox
    I beg of you, come back to the land of the non-technical debate (and find a new cause to fly your flag for: nobody cares about insects. I think even David Attenborough buys fly spray).
    I miss your words of wisdom and the voice of reason (and wit) xx


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