We all breathed a sigh of relief last week when we realised that the rumours about Beatles music coming to iTunes passed without incident (I say this to wind Carrie O’Hara up). My wife and I are doing a bit of running/jogging/flopping along the road and she is coming to terms with an ancient female issue. (She’s doing the running, I’m on the flopping along side). It is good also to know that the spiderhorse has departed from whynotsmile’s bath.

The world seems to be ‘course correcting’ as they say on Lost (Series 3) (I’m over half way through and loving it). Lost is like a bedtime story I tell my girls – I start out with some amazing scenario with no idea where its going to go and just throw in characters and incidents on the way… occasionally it will circle back on itself and make some sense. It will of course be enjoyable if not a masterpiece.

For anybody who knows Zoomtard we are waiting with baited breath the outcome of the gorilla vs Zoomtard WWF tournament. Knee to the nuts then two fingers in the eyes to start with I’d suggest. Use your intellectual energies on the tender parts Zoomie!